and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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