Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
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Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
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You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
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