Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
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every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
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Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I always felt my time would come in the form of a tidal wave of whisky
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