Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
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Why is there bacon braided in my hair
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
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Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I'm sorry I peed on the bushes at your law firm. Is there anyway you could defend me for the ticket I'm about to get?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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