Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Iced coffee. Banana. Two dumps. Life is good.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
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i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Apparently I was the fucked up drunk guy greeting people at the hotel in the lobby last night.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
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We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
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