I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
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Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
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I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Apparently I drunkenly agreed to help the homeless. For once, I'm not disappointed in drunk me. Four for you, drunk self. You go, drunk self!
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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