Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It's rum buckets o'clock
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Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
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