haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
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Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I'm drunk and I have your birth certificate
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
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if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
Why is there bacon in the couch?
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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