talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
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you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
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Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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