I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
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I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I was holding her hair back and when she quit puking she told me she's been saving her scissor virginity for me.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
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I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
You know how the doctor said I need to stop being vegan unless I find a way to get more protein? There's protein in beer. The doctor wants me to drink more beer.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
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