i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
he pulled a hernia and i had to get the morning after pill. you tell me how our valentines day went.
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it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
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Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
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