omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
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This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
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I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
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