I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
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Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
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He fell asleep and I'm awkwardly laying here because all I have to wear is my tutu. I'm pretty sure his roommate is going to be back soon so this should be fun. This is my life now. PS. the background of his phone is a picture of his hedgehog.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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