with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
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i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
the texts you sent will act as the rosetta stone for all drunk people
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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