We just saw a waitress walk by with a tray of bacardi and whipped cream.
Whoever ordered that deserves a pat on the back and the "classiest customer" award
you have to choose: penises or morals?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
Talking her gay man friend into dancing with me officially makes me the world's best wingman. ever.
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Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
I'm going to sing sad and lonely Barbra Streisand songs at the top of my lungs if you don't get here soon
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
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