Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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