I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
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Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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