How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
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After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
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Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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