I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
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It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
But I thought everyone had breakup sex?
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You don't have anything to lose--we've established that he's not going to murder you and he smells good.
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She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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