Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I'm too hungover to be in a fucking cow suit right now
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
how do you say happy birthday to the guy that almost got you pregnant? i cant just write the same thing as last year.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Randomize