It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
Redeem this text for a blowjob
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
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Once you realized you couldn't finish the 30 you started walking down the street and leaving a beer in everyone's mailbox
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
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So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
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