We're like a lot better than the average bears
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
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I have now ridden the bus with a ninja, a samurai and Jesus. Who says the bus is for losers.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
I don't care that you had sex on my bed. I care that you used my lollipop condom. I was saving that for a special occasion
It was a special occasion. Your best friend had crazy awesome sex on your bed. Thank you
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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