My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
i think im the only person who makes thank you cards for their drug dealer
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
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Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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