Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
just survived the first fart of the relationship.
just went onto Yahoo and the featured article had a picture of one of the Jonas brothers. last two times the featured article was a celebrity's face the headline was "Michael Jackson is Dead" and "Pitchman Billy Mays is Dead" so naturally I got a little excited. Turns out he's just engaged. Who gives a fuck.
Being a slut is okay if you're being a polite slut, right?
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he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
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That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
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