That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
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All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
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My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
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