is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
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Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
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Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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