After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
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he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
You kept challenging people to a cartwheel contest...when someone finally agreed, you cartwheeled into some chicks face, then tried to propose to her as an apology. Fyi, she said no
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
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You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
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