he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
i need to know the scientific term for a guy's taint so i can explain what i did last night.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
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Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
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Please save me from this creative non fiction class. I just wrote a paper about how I spend unhealthy amounts of time with my cat.
I spend unhealthy amounts of time watching RuPaul's Drag Race.
I referred to the cat as amicable.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
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