I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
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Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
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FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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