I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
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one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
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He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
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