with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
I just looked at my iPhone gps history... "the gas station", "the park with a big scary fence", "the trampoline", and, my favorite, "where we were when we were about to do lines off a bible".
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
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Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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