Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
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after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
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I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
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