He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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