It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
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i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
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We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
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