Nicole vs. Life
Haha she couldn't find her dress in the morning. So she left it. How do the hell do I discreetly return that to her at work. More importantly, how did she discreetly do the walk of shame??
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
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I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
The bartender just legitimately thanked me for breaking the cycle of speed metal by playing mmmbop.
i don't think that has ever happened before in the history of man
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I think pants incapable of making pants work
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
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