do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
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you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
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his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I just had a flashback to us shaking up Gatorade mix and then inhaling it in your kitchen because it was funny. Now I can't stop laughing in work because that is the stupidest shit.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Well, you started screaming "I dont know you GO AWAY" to your mom when she was holding your hair as you threw up in her garden.
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
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