idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
my sex list reads like a who's who of mcdonald's general managers
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i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
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He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
Being a slave to ur dick is exhausting.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
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