Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
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apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
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