I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
you pissed in a zip-loc bag and wanted 60 dollars for it
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How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I just yelled at a bunch of girl scouts for yelling "cookies" to loudly. That hungover
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
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I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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