when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
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Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
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Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Waking up next to a guy you don't remember going home with and the first thing you say is: where is my tiara? = successful birthday
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
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