For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
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We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
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Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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