There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
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he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
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Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I party with great urgency now.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
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