is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
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Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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