So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
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if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
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I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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