1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
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Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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