I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Well then I realized I had a bigger problem when I woke up a long board.
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
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I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
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I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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