Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
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Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
Lift me 50ft in the air like a tow truck but with your penis
How high are you exactly
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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