I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
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you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
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This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
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