Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
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i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
During breaking dawn, he leaned over and asked me why she would have to worry about her period since she essentially just married a walking super-absorbant tampon... It was the best way to ruin those movies for me.
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
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You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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