she's into porn, im staying here tonight
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
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You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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You passed out with your mouth on the faucet, straddling the keg, with your arms wrapped around it
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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