when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
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The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
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all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
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