its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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